Chris Brown- The face of remorse.

What would you do if you were a 19 year old dude accused of assaulting your famous girlfriend then fleeing on foot like a runaway slave?

Go into hiding? Check.

Partake in guilt ridden silence? Check.

Issue the obligatory apology claiming counseling from your pastor? Yep.

So whats next? Radio interview? Nope. Award show pleading a la Justin Timberlake? Negative. Cry your heart out on Oprah? Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!







PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DUUUUUUUDDDDDEEEEEEEEEE

Look @ this niggarish nigga. Instead of laying low and at least pretending to have a drop of remorse, this fool is in Miami doin' it up at Diddy's mansion (Oh Diddy, always managing to insert himself into something-take that how you want). The new word on the street is that Chris' camp AND Rhianna's camp were holed up in Miami trying to make the star crossed lovers reconcile their differences. No sight of Rhianna, but Rhianna AND her peoples ARE there.

*At press time, everyone is off to LA to face the music*

Now I must admit, I laughed my ass off when I first saw this pic and its STILL funny as hell to me. Right now I'm battling walking pneumonia so I sound like a cross between a donkey and Bea Arthur. I mean, scroll up a bit and look at the pic again. Better yet...



Take a closer look. Do you you see the joy in this fool's face? I have seldom seen such pure happiness in anyone much less someone who has been very publicly put on blast.

The truly sad part is that it sends a clear message that you can pummel a female and straight cheese on jetski like not a damn thing happened.

Rhianna, if you get back with him, I don't know what the hell to say to you either. I'll have no ammo to explain to some of my students who insist what happened to you is your fault.

May a thousand chumleys rain on both of them.


p.s. Who is Chumley you ask? Youtube it.