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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Back to the (pathetic) future



Who is this jerkoff exactly? Please let me know.

Apparently this dude has nothing else better to do with his time than to show up at events dressed as Tupac.


Here is our friend at a Lil' Wayne concert:




What a loser. At least tickle the imagination and think of how Pac might dress here in 2009 instead of sticking with that ass rag on your head.

Talk about desperate for attention...almost as desperate as the real Pac before he got...well, Pac'd.

(ok, that was wrong.)

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Tell me about it...




Yes, it does say "out of serves. Courtesy of a eatery on Canal.

Indeed.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Last laugh.

If you are watching a talent show, what would you think if you saw this woman hit the stage?



Keep it real. You'd be ready to laugh...and you wouldn't be more wrong in this case. Just ask the judges on Britain's Got Talent.

Susan Boyle is proof positive that judging books by their covers are NEVER a good idea.



She is wonderful. I damn near teared up towards the end. God really gives the greatest gifts in unlikely packages.

You know you shut it down when Simon has nothing to say.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Lost and found(?)


Have you seen this man?

My Brooklyn brethen, have you run into him on the J train lately?

Maxwell is missing.

Well not quite, but he might as well have his face on a milk carton. I need new music to come from him like yesterday.

The buzz is that Black Summer's Night (the supposed title of the forever coming soon album) has been on the shelf for a few years because the record company was not feeling so called "homoerotic" material on the cd. Don't know if there is any truth to this (but at this point who freakin' cares?)



This is supposedly a clip from the album called "Pretty Wings." Listening to this is not helping the situation. Its like Oreos without milk. I need the whole package!

Maxwell, bring yo' ass back and make sure you have cuts like these on it:



Real talk. I play this damn song AT LEAST once a week. Why didn't I go to that damn concert when I had the chance?

eta: so apparently Black Summers Night will be divided in three albums...the first, "Black..." to be released this summer.

We shall see.

Know this...

I've never been the girl who goes to church every Sunday (I want to change this). I would like to find a Sierra Leonean church to attend. Looking back, I enjoyed them when I spent my summers in Boston.

I prefer contemporary Christian music to traditional gospel.

I say that to say this;

I am grateful for the sacrifice that was made to enable us to live our lives day to day.

Whether you attend church once a year (like many people are doing today) or three times a week, we should all know that Jesus rose all those years ago so we could rise to achieve whatever endeavor we set our hearts to.

Don't flop.

Bad broad- Grace Jones

"If you want a man, you GRAB HIM...AND TAKE HIM!"
"This....is the scent of a woman..."
"Pull up to my bumper baby, drive it in between."

As she is a slave to the rhythm, I am a slave to Grace Jones. Jamaican don(diva) dada. Original Queen Bitch. Genderfuck icon.

Grace is my first entry in my "thats a baaaaaad broad" series. I admit, she scared me as a child. Looking back though, I see how much a genius she was. In a industry where image can make people forget that you can't sing for shit, people forget that Grace can actually sing-- the image she crafted for herself was so striking at the time it was impossible to ignore.


I mean come on, who can pull this shit off even today? In 2009 its all about the pretty faces. I don't think society nowadays can appreciate a style like this.

Why is Grace Jones a baaaaad broad? Let me count the ways.

- Andy Warhol loved her ass (and he had a flair for icons)
- She once slapped a talk show host on live television because she felt like he was ignoring her
- She can get away with rubbing her panties in a dude's face (see "Boomerang")
- Flawlessly executed the genderfuck style

That is just stratching the surface...but here is more proof in case you needed it.


This is Grace...at 59 years old. 59.

So thank you Ms. Jones. Keep doin' what you been doin' for decades cause' these young chicks can't see you.

For your listening pleasure...

Thursday, April 9, 2009

(Pretend to) Hear no evil...

Woman Suing MTA Over Rape Has Case Tossed

Maria Besadin Upset, Claims NYC Transit Workers Did Nothing To Stop Violent Attack On Queens Platform


Google "MTA RAPE CASE" and tons of articles will pop up...for you lazy ones, here is the gist of it.

Rapist meets woman on subway platform, rapist does what he knows. MTA workers hear it. MTA workers do nothing. Woman sues MTA. Idiot judge says "no bueno" and throws case out.

So apparently hearing a woman being brutally raped in your workplace is none of your concern.

Grand.

Just curious. What was going through the minds of those MTA workers when they were hearing the seductive pleas for help while being violated in the worst possible way?

Did they think a new Halloween movie was being shot?

Did they imagine the shrieks were from this woman:



(I *heard* she does dirty movies)


Or perhaps they weren't thinking. At all.

Fuckery.

I'm done